just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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