My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
How does one acquire holy water?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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