Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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