Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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