careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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