so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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