It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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