you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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