By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
