i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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