they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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