He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
