school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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