**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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