dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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