Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Ladies don't puke and tell
These tits shall not be calmed
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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