Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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