question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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