I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
that is very illegal...i love you.
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