...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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