i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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