**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I look better un-naked...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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