whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
