ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
