so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Can you bring me the toilet please
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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