But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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