Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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