I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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