The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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