Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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