dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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