You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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