Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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