Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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