Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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