considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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