Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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