Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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