mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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