I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize