He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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