just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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