I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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