you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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