Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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