my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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