I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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