She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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