and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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