you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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