forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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