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Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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